With great responsibility comes great power. Or is it the other way round? The perspective often lies in the eyes of the beholder, which again is debatable, literally. In an era where it takes seconds to form opinions, and ages to wash your name clean of accusations, let's take a look inside the mind of an HR and find out what they think of themselves.
Disclaimer: Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Or is it?
What they think about themselves
A Beautiful Mind
We do have a beautiful mind that understands people, but we don't always like people. We are "human" resources after all!
The Wolf of Wall Street
Compensation is our area of expertise, not necessarily our offering!
With social animals running all over the place and running the place as well, we do have our share of bad days.
Follow the code or pay for it!
We choose being an HR over, and over and over again!
Tuning ourselves to get past the hits and moving forward is our forte!
No Strings Attached
Count on us to take care of you, but pray to not see us after you join the company.
Pursuit of Happyness
Dare to dream big and go after it!
I will find you, and I will hire you!
Sending us a request is the easy part. Wait for the approval process to begin!
You are the problem , we are the solution!
Just because we don't wear a mask, doesn't mean we don't have superpowers.
Trust us to tell you the truth, for better or for worse!
Let the transformation begin!
Friends with Benefits
We are your friends and we care for you.
Fighting one battle after another and preparing for the one after!
Solving conflicts since inception!
Battle of the Sexes
Who makes a better HR leader: Women or Men? We are equal, said no HR ever!
The Blind Side
No we don't love the way you lie. Eminem isn't always right!
A Star is Born
Your 24*7 thinktank for new beginnings.
We embrace challenges head-on!
We know it but we won't say it, yet!
We value you, we are here for you!
How to Train Your Dragon
Training you is my job, said no manager ever. Which is why we do it!
As good as it gets
Another fire to put out? We are stocked up and we know it!
This is just the beginning. Wait for these shades to get darker in 50 shades of HR: Part II. Stay tuned!